Lightning Death And Lightning Rumours

I bet most of you guys read in The Star newspaper yesterday regarding a college student was struck by lightning and hence died. For those who don't, here's the article. He's actually a close friend of my brother and was once an acquittance of mine but there was this argument. Anyway, here's my condolence to his family although I just barely know him. His death made me realized 3 important things in life.

1. Newspaper made mistakes and rarely corrects them.
As you read in the article, there are several things that either being purposely left out and incorrect or the writer didn't know shit on what he or she is writing. First of all, they did not even bother to correct his wrongly written name which is Han Yin and not Han Yim. Shouldn't they get their facts right at first? Secondly and worse of all, the ever impotent services. For detailed stories, please read THIS.
As you read, some might argue that their incompetence might due to the worst traffic condition in Subang Jaya which usually occurs around 6pm. I thought of that at first and probably thinking the paramedics didn't deserve this bombardment only to realized I WAS driving along that road in particular coming back from PC Fair which is a Sunday. The traffic is smooth flowing because none had to work on that day. So it's not really an excuse to be late as the trip from SJMC to USJ 6 probably only takes 15 minutes or so.

2. Death is by chance and luck

The chances of getting struck to death by lightning is approximately 1/10000. The chances of lightning striking not the tallest object(tree) but the shorter object, probably even less. The chances of getting struck by lightning RIGHT BEFORE entering the car to be safe, probably far even lesser. Times all those probability and there you have it, the probability of Han Yin getting struck by lightning and died. Tough luck. And hence, many deaths are determined by chances and luck rather than fate. We had heard people coming out from a car crash unhurt just like how the car freak accident. Life is some sort of a gamble it seems.

3. Lightning rumors

After some serious business, time for some enlightening jokes on the human nature. Apparently during this lightning incident happens, not much people around are able to witness and tell the whole incident. Somehow, the rumors starts spreading until it reaches a remarkable stage and sad to say, I could hardly contain my laughter.

Rumor no.1
All four of the boys were struck by lightning and all of them fainted, 3 of them collapsed and fell on Han Yin which partly contributes to his death.
Fact no.1
Only 1 guy fainted while the other two were shocked. Han Yin is the unfortunate one.

Rumour no.2
My brother is one of the victim and already half dead in the hospital. It progress till the stage where everyone starts calling him and asking him is he ok. Not only that, his college mates even planned a trip to visit him the next day together with 2 LECTURERS. He got calls from various people even including several secondary school juniors who he did not even remember a single shit about knowing them. Many speculate that he is half dead and could only lie on hospital bed.
Fact no. 2
My brother was with other people in USJ 9 eating spicy pan mee during that incident. When people ask me to inquire about my hospitalized brother, he was yam cha-ing with friends in USJ 2.

How the rumor no. 2 started I had no idea. Although he and Han Yin are very close but it just doesn't make sense to assume that my brother is in hospital half dead. My brother conclude that this is the reason why the whole rumor started. A phone call from his college mate.

Fren: Eh, Han Yin's case true ah?
Bro: Yeah, it's true.
Fren: Where are you now?
Bro: In the hospital. Why?
Fren: Oh. Are you ok?
Bro: Yeah, I'm ok. (confused)
Fren: Oh. Ok. You take care k? Bye. *puts down the phone*

My brother was at the hospital to check out Han Yin's condition and he was concerned over his friend. Thinking that this friend of his called him to console him regarding the matter of losing a friend. He did not really think much about it only after his other college friends call him and ask about his condition. And how fast the rumors spread? Practically 3 hours after that incident. Lightning speed huh?

That's all from me for now. Hope you guys like my new template and also my innocent looking Devil Sperm. It's what I see myself as at the beginning stage of my birth. LOL. Signing Off!!!

The Lesbian Issue

This topic coming out from a guy is highly unlikely but I guess who is better at describing this other than a guy. There are two reasons why I'm capable of debating this. Firstly, being a guy I think I could judge things at a certain angle girls would not explore into. Secondly, I think its more interesting to do so as it not only could attracts the attention of females but also males (on the other note, I think most guys are into this lesbian thingy).

I shall proceed with my stand that I think majority of the female community are born with a certain degree of tendency to being a lesbian. In another words, most of the females were born slightly bisexual. I'm not referring to any porn that states the ever famous quote "Every girl is a lesbian, they just need a d***" so do not worry and proceed to read on without any indecent thoughts in your mind. Below are the several reasons that made me came into that conclusion.

1. Most girls wished their boyfriends to be more like their besties.

Watching chick flicks, having a heart pouring session, shopping trips, branding us nicknames even some to the extend of naming our manly privates into some sissified nicks and many more. Which of these doesn't reflect that you girls wished that your boyfriends to be more like your girlfriends? It comes to the point where you wanted to do all your fun things which most guys hate and when we refuse, you girls would call out your gang of girlfriends and curse that idiot who is so insensitive. Darling, we are not insensitive but it's just we are not girls.

2. The sensitivity is always an issue
Most guys are not sensitive enough and I had to admit even I'm not sensitive enough although I did my best in doing so. Girls are highly sensitive and caring towards others be it girlfriends, boyfriends, family members, dogs, cats, teddy bears and even Princess Diana although none actually knew her in real life. I've seen girls cried over Princess Diana death with my very own two eyes although Princess Diana knows shits about them and the distance between us is more than 1000 km. NOW that's sensitivity. The sensitivity that guys do not possess and most girls wish we would. The sensitivity that all the girls loved be it tomboys, old granny, girl next door or super model. Men? Our sensitivity limits mostly to ourselves and our ego. If any guy possess that kind of sensitivity, that guy definitely got one of the best gift for women and from God. Girls love the sensitivity in girls. Period.

3. They check out girls
Face of an angel and body of a devil. They not only got men doing their "standing ovation" but also got girls admiring them. Who do not like to look at pretty girls with hot bods? I knew more girls checking out girls openly compare to guys. The mesmerizing effect of a woman's beauty is truly God's design at its best when it could attract attention from both sex.

There are few more details on why most girls are bisexual but I got to cut it short to make way for the several reasons why they do not turn into a full lesbian mode. Yes, it's true that we got a package to please women but that's not the reason at all.

1. Men's dominant and protective nature

Most girls love being pampered while most of them do not like playing the dominant role. Probably the magical works of hormones and genes that save the human race from being extinct by the overpopulation of lesbians. They seek not only love but also protection and pampering from a more dominant nature which most men provide. Seriously, there are very few girls capable of doing this and this is what makes us guys have a great advantage.

2. Opposite attracts
Sometimes we tend to seek what we do not possess and hence this is what I call opposite attraction. While girls seek for someone to be able to protect and pamper them, guys seek someone to be able to manage their life and care for them. What we have is what the opposite sex don't. Hence, opposite attraction.

3. We are their means of entertainment by nature

Laughter is the best medicine and also the best attraction ever. We guys often did things that would make the girls giggle either intentionally or unintentionally. How often do you girls laughed at girls? Now compare to how often do you girls laugh at boys? We just amuse you girls endlessly even to the point of branding us with the several famous labels such as "Boys will always be boys and never grow up", "Boys are such loser", "Boys are idiots" and many more. Laugh all you want sister because that's what makes you attracted to us to the point where some of us pretend to be silly to get your attention. Remember your primary and secondary school puppy love? *winks*

Think that's all for now. I suddenly have the urge to blog about this after discussing this matter with girl lately. Anyone wanna give their point of view regarding this matter? Do drop a comment. Hope you people enjoy another random post of mine. Signing off.

What Are Guys Thinking Pt 2

Since Miss Aezlika had opened up a challenge, I guess it would fun.

10 Things Girls Should Know About Guys

Although I did not expect this part 2 to be like this but I guess it will be rather entertaining. So here I goes.

1. Honesty won't get us laid

Seriously, when girls ask us to be honest, we often have to end up choosing death by hanging or death by electric chair. Which most of the times, we end telling the very convenient "white lie" to save our ass. We have to admit that despite being an honest guy, we bound to have certain lies to save our ass. As Russell Peters stated in his stand-up, sometimes when we give a honest answer, you girls will think it as a lie. We have to lie to keep you and may be our pants happy. For us, honesty in the women's dictionary meant pleasant things they wanna hear. If we did something bad and be completely honest with you, will you girls forgive us for being honest. I got to say I've seen more girls lying than guys. So why not we each look at ourselves first. Most guys would only be honest without any pressure. Take that as a mental note.

2. The "break up" rule

As a matter of fact, we guys do realize this trick but we just keep quiet about it. Why? Because when we retort about the fact behind that rule, we will end up in bigger trouble than we already are in and that time you girls will seriously consider breaking up. Like I said, honesty is not well practiced in a relationship. I guess that implies to girls. Suggesting break up while you don't mean it doesn't seems honest to us. That's why we get very frustrated when this rule takes control. It just meant more work for us while we just hate the fact that the girls are did nothing much but wait.

3. Ego is always two sided for us
It is true that its best not to bring out too much of the men's ego. However, when we shower you with gift and did all the romantic things for you, we expect something in return. There's no such thing as a free meal. When we did those things for you, we pamper your feelings and emotions. Why not you girls pamper our ego as well? Guys' ego=Girl's emotion. Do it once awhile and we would be more than glad so that makes us do more things for you. Do you expect to work for free? When you girls think that you being happy is enough for us, how we respond? Sure love, anything for you and now how about a quickie? It would make me happy and then you should be happy as well right coz I'm happy?

4. We love you but we are not your personal commercial ad.
When you girls don't flaunt us as much to the public as most I've seen then why do we need to flaunt you girls to our guy friends so much. One thing that we guys don't like is a pal of ours suddenly turning our drinking session into an emo session about his couple problems so we usually will turned him away and isolate him in order to save our precious gathering. And we guys HATE to be left out by our pals. Seriously, we will put up with wearing couple t-shirts and so on. We will be glad to but please don't decorate our entire room, car or office with your favorite stuff and neglecting ours. Manchester United got to have its place somehow.

5. We hate being turned down
Just like how we put up with PMS and emotional breakdown, we hope that our girls will put up with our needs once awhile. So when we say let's just chill over the weekend, please don't put a fuss over the year end sales. We need time to chill and may be some watches football and I seriously thinks our wallets need a break.

6. We are egoistic creatures but let's reevaluate

Yeah, we are egoistic by nature but let's take a moment to reevaluate. We did a lot of things to make you girls happy and when we argue, we tends to make a very pathetic sorry that doesn't seems like one. What else do you girls need us to do? When you girls are at wrong, most of us get the blame instead and we just shut it until you blew our top. Look who's more egoistic now. We are not that good in apologising and not every guy is a romeo.

7. We love the way you are

We love everything about you. When we said it then we mean it. But most tend to think that we are just lying our heart out. It's true you have flaws but some of us might think that's unnecessary or the flaws made you girls cute. Trust us shall we? *winks*

8. Interaction between mother
We do not like you girls to get too up close and personal with our parents and mother especially. We want you to make a good impression for our parents but TRUST ME when I say that we do not need another mother by our side. So don't nag our flaws like our mothers did and discuss them with our mother. It irritates the shit out of us. You can discuss them gently with us and always add certain comforting words to sooth our ego just the way we like it.

9. We trust you but we don't trust other guys
When we forbid u to meet some guy friends of yours, it doesn't mean that we don't trust you. We just don't trust the guy. We are jealous and worried. Most girls enjoy the attention from guys like how we enjoy attention from girls but listen to us when we warn you. You girls might not know it but we know when you are giving chance for that guy because we are guys as well. So don't go fuming on us about not trusting you.

10. Porn doesn't mean cheating to us

I bet every guy be it gays or straights watched porn. When you girls explode and ask us to delete all our prized collection away, we just plead for you girls to understand. Either you give in to our sexual needs, watch them with us and if not then let the guys bond with their hands for a moment. We won't dump you for the virtual porn stars and we won't fell in love with them. We need to fulfill our lust once awhile just like how you girls want to be pampered. We just love you girls as much as our hobby doesn't mean a thing in our relationship.

Basically that's about it for now. The post got way too long even for my liking. Hope you girls don't take this personally because I meant no harm and you may correct me if I'm wrong be it guys or girls. Why don't we made this a chain blog post? I would sure love to see any reply to this. Haha. Post a blog on "10 things guys/girls should know about guys/girls".

P.S: This blog post is just my own perspective of guys and it doesn't reflect all the guys and even me at some point. I'm just generally stating and I'm not up against the women community. I still need to get married. XD Signing Out....

The Path of Design Part 2

Well, once holiday arrived, my lazy genes start to kicks in which explains my lack of motivation to blog. Anyone miss my crap? Nope? Damn....

Let's start off from where we last left off. I apologize for not properly introducing the title of the previous projects. Sean's project is to design a gardening product while Chong How's project is to design a street furniture. Let's get on with the next entry which also involves street furniture.

1. Ooi Shi Jia

A street furniture should not only serve as a purposeful product. It should serve as part sculpture in order to enhance the aesthetics of an environment. The White Stripe achieved the exact requirement of a successful street furniture. A timeless design of playground-cum-sculpture will captivate the hearts of many with its outstanding form while preserving a touch of simplicity in it. Nonetheless, The White Stripe will definitely strip your breathe away.


Next up, a design project for storage. The project is to design a futuristic storage system for any product.


2. Loh Hwee Yun


Anyone fancy a fancy wine rack design? Since wine are produced by fermentation of grapes and bla bla bla which I conclude its a bunch of chemical reaction doing its thing in producing the finest liquid for consumption. A chemical bonding inspired design wine rack naturally comes in play to complete the whole chemical equation. The wine rack design not only produced aesthetically pleasing outlook, you too can play around with the way it should stand, look and hold.





That's all for part 2. This is rather a short post compare to my previous posts. For part 3, I will showcase designs from recycled metal products which is also my project. Honestly, I have second thoughts of publishing my design this time because it sucks aesthetically. However, I might reveal them after rounding up several of the good ones. Please comment on their designs, really appreciate it. Hopefully I will update my post as soon as possible although not much ppl will read it anyway.

The Path of Designs Part 1

Some of you might aware that I’m a design student majoring in Industrial Design in Universiti Teknologi Malaysia despite my awfully lack of photoshopped pictures or own customized blog layout. The reason I’ve been in hiatus for a week is because of rushing my design projects. Now it’s the time where I will proudly present to you the finest works of the final year undergraduates Industrial Designs in UTM. I only blog about those few that I think impressive since there are over 90plus works over there, It’s gonna take more than a few bloody blog page to post them all.

Sean Choo Fook Sin

Being a great mentor to me for several occasions although I still miles behind him, it’s naturally that his works always come out as one of the best.

When humans often seek for the best home with the best interior, we should not be forgetting our fellow mother nature as well. The Vein is an aesthetically designed home for flowers or plants which not only help provide an attractive outlook for them but also helping gardening lovers to ease their work. Worries of getting an aesthetically pot for indoor gardening are no longer an issue with this design and it could not only appeal towards gardening lovers but also people who just appreciate a good decorative piece of accessory.

The functionality of this design I’ll directly quote from one of our senior’s comment on facebook as I’m lazy to explain everything again and he explains them pretty well too.

“u see those rods like thgy thr? they function like shovel to loosen up soil and also to guide the circular thgy (compression springs) which are attached to the white sculpture..
basically, water plays an important role here as weight to bring sculpture down to indicate that the plants has got enough resources (with assumption that the soil has got fixed mass)..
so whn the water level went down, there is reduction in amount of weight whereby the springs unload and the white sculpture moves up, giving indication that it's time the plant needs to be watered..”-Kinhee (SRI God)

Liau Chong How(not the girl)

He is one of our top students, so it is not surprising that his works are equally impressive. Despite his unnaturally extreme case of “kap siao-ness”, his works display a total opposite of his character.

Perhaps one of the best gifts ever created by God is shelter. The earliest form of shelter came from Mother Nature such as trees, caves, stones and many more. With the urban lives developing fast, more and more high rise buildings were erected with the comparable speed and amount of erections created by Megan Fox. As the town gets more developed, the more pollution and the fewer trees there are in our environment. With a spark of inspiration, this following bus stop was designed. This bus stop design is meant to create awareness among the urbanites regarding the environment. The bus stop is designed with sustainable materials and also a solar panel on its roof to create lighting in the shelter. Let’s just say this is a friendly and cool reminder of the urbanites about the importance of environmental friendliness. Let the cultivation of awareness begins…

I had to put this sketching done by Chong How after seeing how good it is.

Chong How: Want to sketch like me? Read my thesis la….

That’s all for Part 1. Posting too many designs will be unnecessary and there will be more to come in the next few posts. Enjoy. Please leave a comment so that my fellow friends and seniors will be appreciated. Feedbacks regarding the designs are highly recommended as requested by them.

The Underwear Story

Sometimes the weirdest things happens. By weirdest, I really do mean the screwed up type weird. Apparently, there is an underwear thief here in Universiti Teknologi Malaysia. Why? Look at this notice below.


Yeah, I know that some might think that this is common and might not seem weird to you people that there are underwear thieves around. So, let me point to you guys why this is weird.

1. I lived in a all-boys and only boys allowed hostel and this notice is in one of my hostel's laundry lobby.


Who the fuck in the right mind will go and steal underwear from the same bloody sex? And according to this notice, it seems like underwear stealing in my hostel is a HABIT. Seriously, I do not know that any guys and even gays will think of stealing underwear from other people of the same sex.

No matter how kinky their mind is in, there's no bloody difference in the underwears among guys no matter what freaking brand they are. Very few guys have fancy underwear worth stealing. Unlike girls, we look like shit in underwear.

Living in this conservative environment, I doubt there will be even guys that wear thong so I assume that all the underwears here are the same. Is either that thief is a sick dude or just really need to sell some under to make a quick buck.

2. The warning

Look at the warning. "Be ware, anda diperhatikan". What the hell with this warning? Should we piss our pants when we saw that message? That's so kindergarden standard of treat. If I'm the one who made the notice, I will come out with these warnings.

1. I have AIDS, steal my underwear bitch if you have balls of steel
2. I masturbated with these on, steal them if you don't mind
3. No point stealing, my package is too big and you definitely won't be able to wear my underwear
4. I wipe my ass with these

Now that's what I call proper warnings. I don't have AIDS FYI, so don't get the wrong idea when I mentioned that. Besides the no.3, there is no truth in any of them.

That's all for some random crap from me again after a week long in hiatus. My advice for underwear thief, if you not have any underwear for yourself, go freeballing la...better for you la...make your package bigger..LMAO