Saturday, April 18, 2009

10 Main Things About UTM That I Hate

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To start off, let me make this clear...there are more than fucking 10 things that i hate UTM about but i think i will just go with 10 to make things simple..

1. The food
I'm not complaining about the quality of the food here and as a matter of fact, there are quite a few edible and delicious food here. BUT....they are either spicy or fried...WTF i do not mind if they cater all malays' delicacies but do they actually expect us to eat these things even though we are sick? Try to imagine this...Sore throat+spicy food+fried stuff=fucked-up-throat...come on...try to at least cater something boiled or steamed for once and i dun mean heavily peppered boiled or steamed soup or vegetable

Plus, the food here are all almost the same...wtf...i cannot even differentiate the dishes cooked in my college and other places...The recipe, spices, taste, out look, input, out put...is all the same!!! What the hell is difference? Don't they ever get bored? Now i'm developing a stereotype assumption that every cook in UTM cook the same shit and most probably twins or the same person.... luckily the burgers do differ a lot from one another.. I might add in pictures later but it's just that i simply don't eat inside anymore, let's just wait hahaha

2. Discrimination towards Industrial Design Undergraduates
First of all, they do not even provide us with proper studio to work with. How the fuck do they even expect to cram more than 100 students into a few rooms that could only take in 30 students? WTF....we do not have the proper desk to work on and we certainly do not have an internet connection in our studio...And the lecturer expect me to work there...
haha This is a pic of me posing in studio with my 1st year's project manual rendering
Look how small is one of the bloody room...they are working on props for a program which i would blog about nextMy sohai coursemate working on his rendering...look how bloody small is our workspace..


After they provide us with decent tables, internet connection and rennovate that bloody place which we can have been using only for half a year , guess what...they are kicking out entire bloody course to UTM KL beginning with the first years next year and then decided to give our room to international students... Previously they even limited our time in studio which i honestly admit do not care less....and also some insider news....lecturers from other courses kept complaining about us whenever they have the chance and then our dean dislikes us....

3. The Internet Connection
As i had complained in my previous post before...the connection here sucks. It is so sucky that it could eventually put jaring 56k dial-up to shame...why the hell is a university taht specialize in engineering courses and even had a computer science course here can possibly not to provide the students with good internet connection? i could not sign in windows messennger for a week and sometimes i even had problems in opening Google...I could even send or recieve messages properly and watching a full YouTube video is an impossible task...The only thing good about it is that we can stll lplay dota via LAN...

4. Dumb Hostel Neighbours
Seriously, I have not expect these kind of dumbness in a university..how the hell they managed to come here...and mind you, they have very good grades(or so i've heard).....First of all, they used our things without any permission...We left our brooms and mops outside and only to be found at another person's room..Then, they uses our dish washing sponge to clean stains on their clothes...WTF WTF WTF....some of them came back from a trip and had mud and dirt stains on their clothes...And this how i imagine the scene of stupidity goes....


Dumbnut A: Eh, hard to wash these stains la

Dumbnut B: Yalor....how? Washing machine need RM2.50...Expensive le

Dumbnut A: Eh, can use that ah? (points at sponge)

Dumbnut B: Should be can...Use only la..Summore already got dishwashing liquid
already...save our detergent hor....

Dumbnut A: Ya la....Dishwashing liquid so geng....small small food stain can wash...sure
better at washing mud hor...

Dumbnut B: Yeah...see whether can wash my shit stain or not...Go camping no water to wash my ass crack...now all my underwear got shit stains...then i campur with my clothes...all also got shit dee wei....

Dumbnut A: Yeah..mine too...Summore dishwashing liquid got nice smell....Detergent don't have...Wear underwear that time then my "brother" also got smell...Ppl give BJ also syiok la...

Dumbnut B: Yeah...same principle with plates...things that get in contact with mouth...hehe

(continue uses the sponge)

Dumbnut B: eh, whole thing brown colour dee la...how ah?

Dumbnut A: Aiya throw there only..those dumb fucks dunno who use their sponge wan...Cabut Cabut...(flee while smelling their underwear)

Me: (came out from room) wat the.......FUCK!!!!!!!

Next, i do not know which dumb ass ate an apple and then just simply placed it on top of the wall for more than half fucking year..below is the picture of that fucking rotten apple...
u have no idea how long these had stayed there....


These people also do not know how to throw their ciggarette buds properly...try to imagine shitting and you have to put up with smole and shit smell..
The basin above is where i discovered my brown colour sponge and also where they wash their feet...YES i said FEET....I saw it with my own eyes..they came out from a bath...went over to the basin..put their feet there and wash...how is he suppose to get a dirty feet? doesn't he bath his whole body? AND HE EVEN WORE SLIPPER...WTF is wrong with these people...there's a pipe in the toilet and bathroom for them to wash but they rather went for some stretching just to wash their feet AFTER BATH....

5. Majlis Perwakilan Pelajar
Racism is all i could conclude...I might be wrong here but as far as i had seen...most non-malays had the lowest vote and some malays are not even capable of doing things...I'm not a racist but it just happens that way....

And they do not even bloody do anything...I did not see what is the purpose of this MPP thing...They did as far as i'm concerned, absolutely nothing i can mention here...Aren't they suppose to help us? How about fixing the basketball court's spotlight to function properly and consistently??

6. Islamic studies
Seriously, I do not see the point of studying institusi islam AT ALL!!! Why the hell do i actually need this subject? I do not even study Buddhism and I had to study this?? Are they trying to force it on us? I seriously do not see the point unless i'm being given a good explanation which so far..NONE...Rasicm? If you all complain that I'm a racist by complaining how this is forced on us, then might as well you knock your head on the door...If you are Muslim who thought i'm a racist, try studying Buddism or Christianity....

7. Girls
Not enough girls so let alone the good looking girls in Faculty of Mechanical Engineering..Enough said..seriously what are we suppose to look at when we are bored to death?(guys only and probably for lesbians too)..Where can i look to wash my eyes and where the hell do i get girls to look at me? shit...Most of the good looking ones are from my course SRI..so when we moved to UTM KL...guys can just kick their own sorry ass as this faculty looks more suited for a sausage fest...Prove that our course have the prettiest girls? Faculty Queen and also the runner-up in FKM night..Pictures below for those who just wanna look at good looking girls

I only post the two girls in my SRI because they are the top two haha...The queen is the one with the crown and holding a doll

8.Chinese New Year holiday integrated with mid sem break
Goodness....do the management even know that the CNY break is far too early for a mid sem break? it's about the 5th week but we have 14 weeks for classess....Why can't they give a week holiday for us? Hari Raya got 1 week extra break and then one more week for mid sem break...I do not think i want to elaborate more on this to get me into trouble

9. Office workers
Not all but a few...Come on, we do not like to see your face too when we submit our registration forms and stuff....SO don't put up a cocky attitude and face...We are the one that need to run here and there to register and not you. Not only that, your puntuality sucks...We expect the office to be open by 2.30 and you take another extra 15 minutes late and even more...You are suppose to close by 5 but u guys closed at 4 something and sometimes 3 something...Where's the student's rights? Prayer time on friday until 3 the most...But you guys turn up way later than that...EXPLAIN

10. Air conditioner only opens from 9 to 5
This is one of the most ridiculous things I've heard...We had class start at 8 and you expect to turn up the air con at 9? Are we suppose to be stuffed in a room without any wind for an hour during early morning? Some of us have class to 7 and then we have to put up in a bloody hot stuffy rooms for 2 hours? Where the hell is our rights...Monday i have a class from 8 to 9 then 2 more from 5 to 7....these times are definitely way off from the "Air-Con" time and we practically have to sweat...AND we have to wear formal on that day...formal wear+no air-con+boring lecture+hot weather+no wind+poor air ventilation=hell in lecture room....

That's all from me...Hope there will be people reading this and so they will know what kind of stupid condtion i'm studying in....

Tuesday, April 14, 2009

Long Bitching Pt 1

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I had to delayed my supposed blog to further dates due to my tight schedule. I am busy and that is VERY BLOODY FUCKING busy.... I had to let out my stress in this post.. I feel i had to... I really had to... I'm gonna rant, insult and complain and it's not going to be pretty...

1. Complain 1
First of all, i would like to stress again...I AM VERY BLOODY FUCKING BUSY.... You people do not believe me then just keep your mouth shut and i don't care..you wanna doubt me then go ahead...I don't fucking care but if you wanna doubt me and deliberately do it in front of me then you are not getting on my good side at all... I absolutely hate it when ppl do not believe how busy i am, it's just that you don't bloody enrolled in Industrial Design in UTM.. Lack of sleep and heavy workload...which SRI students never experienced it before? Even parasites that never do any work also experienced the same torture...If you wanna take into account that you slept at 2 and then boast that you too lack of sleep then fuck you..you never tasted what is like to sleep 2 hours max per day for a few days straight...I never understand why exam-based students need to complain and sometimes boast how stressful they are and even said i have an easy life here(coz i need not face that much books)...well i challenged anyone who think like that for a duel..The conditions are as below:

1. Try to take a can of putty open it near you and leave it for a few days...
2. Try sanding that bloody putty's surface until it became glossy enough
3. Try using tonnes of spray cans for a few days
4. Try applying putty and try to get it even (one of the most fucking hard thing to do)
5. Try to sleep 2 hours a day while doing this (i never even put in don't sleep at all)
6. Try doing your bloody 3d modelling while doing this
7. Try writing your report while doing this
8. Try preparing for exam while doing this
9. Try preparing your panel while doing this
10. LAST of all, PREPARE your hardwork to be Critisized and insulted during your presentation

Do this for 1 week, and you still think thatstudying your books late every night is more hectic and stressful, then i would gladly exchange course with you and even pay you for it...Anyone up for challenge?

And i hate it when people complain that they are lack of sleep when all they did was watching dramas or shows till late at night or even gaming....You people are very ignorant and never tasted the bitter part of life..

And i absolutely do not understand why people will question me when i said i'm busy...Is it because i used to be fucking lazy? comments like...."busy still online?" "busy still can surf net?" "busy still can watch show?" Why can't i do that? those entertainments are for short term, I dun bloody facebook for 3 hours? You might see me online in facebook 24/7 but look at my activities for God's sake...look at the time...the ranging and random and not continuous time...Busy cannot rest awhile? It's the same as eating or sleeping when busy? Why don't you just don't eat or sleep until your work is done? if your work can only be completed in a week's time then why not don't sleep or eat or even drink for a week? I need to release my stress and worries by facebooking once awhile and watch some shows...the shows i watch is only for awhile then pause then continue my work...SHOOT ME FOR DOING THAT..........

To those people (note that i say people not person which means not only 1 who say that) who has been really ignorant then please research on my course or even interview designers for it..you think it's damn easy to study this design course? Take up my challenge..I even save you the trouble of researching and designing...

2.Complain no.2
Every sem i've been blessed with "wonderful" group member that could entirely screwed me upside down...Last sem, i had this group member, S who entirely screwed up my project. S never did anything like i ask her to and her constant complaints about how long her bloody com need to render a few seconds animation....a few hours for 3 secs? Do she seriously thinks i'm dumb? Please take note that her cpu is only a week old and had a Quad Core processor in it with 4GB ram...My computer took less than an hour to render a 3 sec animation and my com is only a Core 2 Duo with 2GB ram... Conclusion?
Intel had better step up in their processors' develepment as C2D had tremendously overpowered C4Q...
I had asked my senior to help me render my animation with his Quad Core com and he took less than 20 minutes to do so...WOW, magic!!
I shouldn't jump into conclusion yet, S might be good in doing her animation, in terms of motion, lighting, materials etc etc...which explains the amount of time she need...I only got her work less than a minute before my presentation and wow...she overestimated me for being able to combine these shits in a few secs..the next thing i know? She's on the way back to Melaka which means it's down to me and my other group member to present our stuff...I checked her stuff with great expectation and hoping S could prove me wrong with her works...One word to describe her work...
FUCKALASTIC
I seriously cannot believe her works....It's so unbelievable terrible that i really wanted to strangle her to death....Although I'm not expecting anything good from her but it seems i had OVERestimated her.....I'm serious about this...The flaws? Not even a minute long for total animation which is the minimum requirement for each member to do, not according to the storyline, No linkage between scenes, nothing good about it, No movement, It's terrible enough to make me blow my top and good enough for many people to laugh at it....The only thing that stop me from screwing her is that I do not want to talk or see her anymore...To make things worse is she do not even wanna apologise and even had the guts to act as though nothing had happened...If you are reading this, I do not need your apology or any shits....if you do not have the guts to admit and talk to me about then then you are really worthless..

This sem, another group member like that.....Damn, all thse people should be grouped together to see how sucks can they be... If you happens to read this too...Insult me for being mean with my words but i have the rights to do so... You do not need to do 3d modelling and GA and help out with the modelling and cut wood in this bloody group project.. I could forgive turning up late for meeting or work for 30 minutes...but an hour? 3 hours? you don't bloody live 200 km away and you just live about 200 meters away...Turning up when everybody had finished their work, not apologising and still act ignorant about it? As soon as i grad i will give each of these assholes a piece of my mind...I don't bloody care what you need to say or insult.....You only do design report and how about exchanging workload?

WORSE of all, when she turns up, she puts up such disinterested and ignorant outlook...the only thing that holds back my punches is I don't hit girls.....if there are anyone who thinks that i wrongly judged her, here's a newsflash...I"M NOT THE ONLY ONE..Juniors, coursemates from other sections....AM i being a little too sensitive? Fuck people who thinks so...try having her in your group...I wonder can you all really bear with all this..

That's all for part 1, I wasted much time doing this...Time to hit back to my 3D modelling...I will definitely continue this....

Sunday, April 5, 2009

A Bloody NEED to RENOVATE MY BLOG

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Recently I'm so into reading blogs...not just your average blog from average people (n0 offense to those who took it seriously), i began reading blogs from famous bloggers. I wanted to know what made them so successful and famous. The difference is soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo obvious from my blog...Let's just say my blog is FUCKING DULL AND BORING...... haha may be it's due to the layout...

May be it's the bloody dull lay out and almost pictureless display (saved by David Southwell's book cover) (T.T) and then i realise that my paragraphs are too long.. No one will ever bother reading these shits if it's too long...even I do not felt encouraged to do so...It's just so pathetic..I might have some contents to blog about but i do not think i have the visual advantage here (so much for being an industrial design student)..

Currently i have a very good blog material and for me it's a BLOODY MUST for people to read them....although i never did care if people ead my blog or not but i really want them to read the blog i'm about to post..hopefully next week..I'm totally motivated tro blog as good as bloggers like Xiaxue (I love her blog materials for their hilarious and truthful contents). Although sometimes I do not agree with her certain point of views but i still found her blog amazing...Go to the site xiaxue.blogspot.com...i particularly love the posts on Phone Sex and Certainly NOT Dull..I've thought of asking Xiaxue tips on getting her blog so good but I just don't think a blogger like her will waste time telling me how to..Unlike David Southwell, till now I still felt happy that a famous writer like him will eventually pay attention to a nobody's blog like mine..

This posts is just to release my sudden urge of blogging and nothing else in particular...I might be getting too lazy to blog and most probably because I did too many report writing this sem until it makes me puke....ARGHHH i so fucking hate doing irrelevant reports especially my Institusi-instituse Islam course...why the fuck I am a bloody Buddhist that don't even read on Buddhism must study on Islamic...It's just don't go right..I thought Islamic religion should respect the freedom of taking up religion..this sort of things are like forcing it on us...DAMN

Moreover...the connection here bloody sucks..i repeat...BLOODY FUCKING SUCKS....THIS IS SUPPOSE TO BE THE BEST ENGINEERING UNIVERSITY IN MALAYSIA AND THEY CAN'T EVEN PROVIDE A GOOD INTERNET CONNECTION FOR ITS STUDENTS....COME ON, UNIVERSITI TEKNOLOGI MALAYSIA.....IF YOU ALL CAN DETECT WHO BLOODY HACK INTO YOUR SERVER THEN WHY NOT BLOODY PROVIDE US WITH GOOD LINES...KNS INTERNET CONNECTION SURE WILL COME OUT WITH KNS WORK WAN LA...

I think that's all for now...further typing will hence delay my studies on principle of marketing test for tomorrow, ergonomics report, and islamic presentation tomorrow...yes..ISLAMIC PRESENTATION.....FUCKKKK i hate doing stuff i dun understand...........

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