Saturday, April 18, 2009

10 Main Things About UTM That I Hate

To start off, let me make this clear...there are more than fucking 10 things that i hate UTM about but i think i will just go with 10 to make things simple..

1. The food
I'm not complaining about the quality of the food here and as a matter of fact, there are quite a few edible and delicious food here. BUT....they are either spicy or fried...WTF i do not mind if they cater all malays' delicacies but do they actually expect us to eat these things even though we are sick? Try to imagine this...Sore throat+spicy food+fried stuff=fucked-up-throat...come on...try to at least cater something boiled or steamed for once and i dun mean heavily peppered boiled or steamed soup or vegetable

Plus, the food here are all almost the same...wtf...i cannot even differentiate the dishes cooked in my college and other places...The recipe, spices, taste, out look, input, out put...is all the same!!! What the hell is difference? Don't they ever get bored? Now i'm developing a stereotype assumption that every cook in UTM cook the same shit and most probably twins or the same person.... luckily the burgers do differ a lot from one another.. I might add in pictures later but it's just that i simply don't eat inside anymore, let's just wait hahaha

2. Discrimination towards Industrial Design Undergraduates
First of all, they do not even provide us with proper studio to work with. How the fuck do they even expect to cram more than 100 students into a few rooms that could only take in 30 students? WTF....we do not have the proper desk to work on and we certainly do not have an internet connection in our studio...And the lecturer expect me to work there...
haha This is a pic of me posing in studio with my 1st year's project manual rendering
Look how small is one of the bloody room...they are working on props for a program which i would blog about nextMy sohai coursemate working on his rendering...look how bloody small is our workspace..


After they provide us with decent tables, internet connection and rennovate that bloody place which we can have been using only for half a year , guess what...they are kicking out entire bloody course to UTM KL beginning with the first years next year and then decided to give our room to international students... Previously they even limited our time in studio which i honestly admit do not care less....and also some insider news....lecturers from other courses kept complaining about us whenever they have the chance and then our dean dislikes us....

3. The Internet Connection
As i had complained in my previous post before...the connection here sucks. It is so sucky that it could eventually put jaring 56k dial-up to shame...why the hell is a university taht specialize in engineering courses and even had a computer science course here can possibly not to provide the students with good internet connection? i could not sign in windows messennger for a week and sometimes i even had problems in opening Google...I could even send or recieve messages properly and watching a full YouTube video is an impossible task...The only thing good about it is that we can stll lplay dota via LAN...

4. Dumb Hostel Neighbours
Seriously, I have not expect these kind of dumbness in a university..how the hell they managed to come here...and mind you, they have very good grades(or so i've heard).....First of all, they used our things without any permission...We left our brooms and mops outside and only to be found at another person's room..Then, they uses our dish washing sponge to clean stains on their clothes...WTF WTF WTF....some of them came back from a trip and had mud and dirt stains on their clothes...And this how i imagine the scene of stupidity goes....


Dumbnut A: Eh, hard to wash these stains la

Dumbnut B: Yalor....how? Washing machine need RM2.50...Expensive le

Dumbnut A: Eh, can use that ah? (points at sponge)

Dumbnut B: Should be can...Use only la..Summore already got dishwashing liquid
already...save our detergent hor....

Dumbnut A: Ya la....Dishwashing liquid so geng....small small food stain can wash...sure
better at washing mud hor...

Dumbnut B: Yeah...see whether can wash my shit stain or not...Go camping no water to wash my ass crack...now all my underwear got shit stains...then i campur with my clothes...all also got shit dee wei....

Dumbnut A: Yeah..mine too...Summore dishwashing liquid got nice smell....Detergent don't have...Wear underwear that time then my "brother" also got smell...Ppl give BJ also syiok la...

Dumbnut B: Yeah...same principle with plates...things that get in contact with mouth...hehe

(continue uses the sponge)

Dumbnut B: eh, whole thing brown colour dee la...how ah?

Dumbnut A: Aiya throw there only..those dumb fucks dunno who use their sponge wan...Cabut Cabut...(flee while smelling their underwear)

Me: (came out from room) wat the.......FUCK!!!!!!!

Next, i do not know which dumb ass ate an apple and then just simply placed it on top of the wall for more than half fucking year..below is the picture of that fucking rotten apple...
u have no idea how long these had stayed there....


These people also do not know how to throw their ciggarette buds properly...try to imagine shitting and you have to put up with smole and shit smell..
The basin above is where i discovered my brown colour sponge and also where they wash their feet...YES i said FEET....I saw it with my own eyes..they came out from a bath...went over to the basin..put their feet there and wash...how is he suppose to get a dirty feet? doesn't he bath his whole body? AND HE EVEN WORE SLIPPER...WTF is wrong with these people...there's a pipe in the toilet and bathroom for them to wash but they rather went for some stretching just to wash their feet AFTER BATH....

5. Majlis Perwakilan Pelajar
Racism is all i could conclude...I might be wrong here but as far as i had seen...most non-malays had the lowest vote and some malays are not even capable of doing things...I'm not a racist but it just happens that way....

And they do not even bloody do anything...I did not see what is the purpose of this MPP thing...They did as far as i'm concerned, absolutely nothing i can mention here...Aren't they suppose to help us? How about fixing the basketball court's spotlight to function properly and consistently??

6. Islamic studies
Seriously, I do not see the point of studying institusi islam AT ALL!!! Why the hell do i actually need this subject? I do not even study Buddhism and I had to study this?? Are they trying to force it on us? I seriously do not see the point unless i'm being given a good explanation which so far..NONE...Rasicm? If you all complain that I'm a racist by complaining how this is forced on us, then might as well you knock your head on the door...If you are Muslim who thought i'm a racist, try studying Buddism or Christianity....

7. Girls
Not enough girls so let alone the good looking girls in Faculty of Mechanical Engineering..Enough said..seriously what are we suppose to look at when we are bored to death?(guys only and probably for lesbians too)..Where can i look to wash my eyes and where the hell do i get girls to look at me? shit...Most of the good looking ones are from my course SRI..so when we moved to UTM KL...guys can just kick their own sorry ass as this faculty looks more suited for a sausage fest...Prove that our course have the prettiest girls? Faculty Queen and also the runner-up in FKM night..Pictures below for those who just wanna look at good looking girls

I only post the two girls in my SRI because they are the top two haha...The queen is the one with the crown and holding a doll

8.Chinese New Year holiday integrated with mid sem break
Goodness....do the management even know that the CNY break is far too early for a mid sem break? it's about the 5th week but we have 14 weeks for classess....Why can't they give a week holiday for us? Hari Raya got 1 week extra break and then one more week for mid sem break...I do not think i want to elaborate more on this to get me into trouble

9. Office workers
Not all but a few...Come on, we do not like to see your face too when we submit our registration forms and stuff....SO don't put up a cocky attitude and face...We are the one that need to run here and there to register and not you. Not only that, your puntuality sucks...We expect the office to be open by 2.30 and you take another extra 15 minutes late and even more...You are suppose to close by 5 but u guys closed at 4 something and sometimes 3 something...Where's the student's rights? Prayer time on friday until 3 the most...But you guys turn up way later than that...EXPLAIN

10. Air conditioner only opens from 9 to 5
This is one of the most ridiculous things I've heard...We had class start at 8 and you expect to turn up the air con at 9? Are we suppose to be stuffed in a room without any wind for an hour during early morning? Some of us have class to 7 and then we have to put up in a bloody hot stuffy rooms for 2 hours? Where the hell is our rights...Monday i have a class from 8 to 9 then 2 more from 5 to 7....these times are definitely way off from the "Air-Con" time and we practically have to sweat...AND we have to wear formal on that day...formal wear+no air-con+boring lecture+hot weather+no wind+poor air ventilation=hell in lecture room....

That's all from me...Hope there will be people reading this and so they will know what kind of stupid condtion i'm studying in....

5 comments:

hooichie said...

haha....good job eric!! nice post...haha...but!!! y the "girls"part wan put in leh? Zzzz...i also apart of UTM's girls ler...haha...the things tat i agree the most is the food and the utm workers...the super shyting workers i hav ever see in my entire life!!! i really wanna smack them when see their face!!exspecially the guard.or i can say,they r not juz a guard, samseng and money sucker are best description of them..i tell u wat, utmkl workers are more suck than utmjb workers...u will noe if u got chance to go utmkl..haha..but utmkl got 1 thing very good which is the hostel..toilet and bathroom are inside each room.haha...hey eric, i now only notice tat u got sense of humour and imagination ler..haha...at the Dumb Hostel Neighbours's conversation part,very funny..overall this post is attracting and i can see ur hard work inside!! good job!! keep ur hard work up ya!! jyjy!! waiting for ur next post~~~

Eric Lee Huangshi said...

haha...the girls part is a must and that because i'm a guy...you are not studying in my faculty and i meant my faculty so no hard feelings ya because not about you...haha..you just haven't seen the joker in me yet...my vast imagination eventually brought me to study industrial design...don't forget that..hehe

Cheryl K. said...

Wah Huangshi
Nice comment. I think it's not happening in your UNI only la...
University of Malaya is not any better.. but one thing i can say about UM is they are upgrading their wifi - now can dl dramas.
got alot of leng lui.
food wise same same la....
but we ta bao from outside. coz they already close down the only chinese food stall in UM. Saying not halal and all but then in the end employ the same cook. "they just don't want chinese bosses in UM"
I guess u have to stick with that uni for a few more yrs. good luck!

Anonymous said...

you whine like a sissy

Eric Lee Huangshi said...

u can just not fucking read it...it's my blog...i do what i want, pussy

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