The truth behind Batman's coarse voice

I wonder why do Bruce Wayne wanted to change his voice to a coarse tone every time he changes into the night crusader, Batman. Seriously, with his face covered like that, isn't it enough to fool people? Clark Kent merely take off his nerd glasses and comb his hair backwards......wah lah....no one recognizes him and even Louis Lane....She was even shocked to learn that Superman was indeed Clark Kent... Wooooo....BIG Surprise with a BRILLIANT Disguise!!!

Although changing his tone to much coarse sounding tone, people could have just analyze his tone and with little time, they could detect the voice belongs to wavelength...changing into a coarse tone won't change Michael Jackson to Clint Eastwood...

Soft sounding King Of Pop....May he rest in peace...Mr. Clint Eastwood with his coarse and tough guy sounding voice..

Besides that, with the wealth and technology that Bruce Wayne has...It wouldn't be too difficult to invent a voice changing machine...having the Batmobile invented, I do not think that would be much of a problem either...

BUT!!!!!!

What if the voice wasn't intended for it to be like that?

What if there was no intention or need to change the voice at all?

What if the voice changing wasn't part of the plan AT ALL??????

WHAT IF BRUCE WAYNE DID NOT EVEN TO CHANGE TO HIS VOICE AT ALL BUT COULDN'T HELP IT THAT HIS TONE CHANGED?????

The mystery was FINALLY UNCOVERED WHEN I SAW WHAT COULD BE BRUCE WAYNE'S BIGGEST SECRET OF ALL TIME OTHER THAN THE IDENTITY OF THE NIGHT CRUSADER, BATMAN!!!!

BATMAN LOVES TO HAVE A BIG STICK SHOVED UP HIS ARSE!!!!!!!!!!

Seriously, after seeing this is in SUMMIT USJ today(I didn't know the Bat Cave was nearby!!!!)...I couldn't help but think how this may contribute to his voice...WITH THAT STICK UP YOUR ARSE, I bet there will be a lot of screaming that needs to be done....After all night of screaming, I guess it sure do will affect your throat somehow....I BET Alfred has a hand in helping it up there...The conversation should go like this....

Bruce: Alfred, could you give me a hand?
Alfred: Master Bruce, you want me to do "that" again???
Bruce: Yes, Alfred....ooohhhh how i crave for it....COME Alfred, Let's not wait shall we??
Alfred: Er...Whatever you need, Master Bruce...

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Alfred walks up to Bruce Wayne who already had his pants down and arse facing upwards. Alfred flung out THE BAT STICK!!!!! Then will all his might, he blessed Bruce Wayne's Arse with it.....And Bruce goes....

Bruce: ARRRRRRGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHH YESSSSSSSS ARRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHH URRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHH OOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHH ARRGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG

Alfred: Do you like that Master Bruce? Is the size and tempo right?

BRUCE: AAAAAAAAAAAAARGGGGGGGGGGGGGG YESSSSSS ALFREEEDDD YESSSSSSS THAT'S RIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1 ARRRRGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH ARGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG SHHIIIIITTTTTTTT, THE BAT SIGNAL!!!!!! FUCK THE TIMING!!!!!!!!!!!

Oh well, they said shit happens during the most unlikely time.....Therefore, I conclude that Batman's throat was bloody SORE from all the screaming...Most of the time he must have rushed dressing up, which explains why he WEARS his underwear on the outside.....Since he love the sensation of getting his arse filled so much.....he dressed with that thing still very well up his hole.....Tsk Tsk Tsk Tsk.....

The view of Batman Coming Out from his dressing area with something still very well misplaced....Guess he will remove it after getting his cape on...Wonder what those kids will think playing around this place ESPECIALLY on that BAT STICK....