The Misunderstood Stereotype

It has always been a fact that I'm always being misunderstood. I've been misunderstood by people from all walks of life in my whole life and what's first appear to be annoyance turn out to be something I'm proud of. My outlook had projected so many types of stereotypes that I don't even belong to and some of them even said they don't judge a book by its cover. I've never met anyone that had been more often being misunderstood than myself. Therefore, this post should dedicate to myself and also to enlighten my fellow readers with a bit of comedy of my life.

1.Serious and cool
I think the most misunderstood part of me is that I'm a serious and cool person from the first sight. A BIG NO for you people who had a single thought of that. I can be as wacky, crazy, joker, and outgoing person as u dare me to be. I've made tonnes of sarcastic jokes, comments, insults and also not to mention unlimited supply of pranks and punch lines that people would not believe i made them when they first met me. My dumbshits include insulting a "gangster" sarcastically openly in a class while everyone is looking, cutting up a sanitary pad for fun(it was given free at school, curiosity took over and a friend of mine threw it from 4th floor to ground floor in front of the discipline teacher), threwing firecrackers into a house way past midnight, playing with school fire extinguishers, scratching ppl's car and many more which i shall not reveal for now....I'm a prankster, joker, insulter or whatever thatn links me up with sarcasm...

2.Malay, Gangster, VCD seller, bla bla bla bla
Seriously I'm always mistaken as a Malay when i used to work in Fajar...My fucking nametag was there and people smehow did not bother to look at it before start speaking to me... My name is written Lee Huangshi and not Mohd Lee bin something something...I admit i was dark that time and my fluency of BM was not of the normal Chinese Ah Bengs...That doesn't mean I'm Malay..8 out of 10 Chinese customers will speak to me in BM without much hesitation and being a playful nature myself, I replied back to them in BM...When I brought their shoes over to the counter, I spoke to them in Cantonese and the look on their face...PRICELESS...Imagine how shock they were spending half an hour speaking totally broken BM with countless long stops in between words, asking me countless times do I understand them, USING HAND SIGNALS to convey their message and I remembered one deliberately ask her daughter to communicate with me which end up the daughter shoot her back by saying I'm a chinese and why the heck need to converse in BM....

This picture taken before I quit the job in Fajar to study Form 6..Do I look like a Malay? zzz

I remembered some of my tuition friends and Form 6 friends thought I was some kind of problem child, gangster, otai or whatever u called it within the first glance....They do not dare to approach me and even curious why their friend which is my good friend also...be able to mix so well with me...Apparently they too became my good friends hahahahahaha
Once a police look at my driver's license and IC then...

Police A : Ini.....tak pernah buat apa-apa salah kan?
Me : Huh? Tak ( In my heart yelling WTF!! CB!! )
Police A : Oooo...Photo dalam lesen handsome sangat la.. hahaha
Me : *forcing a sarcastic smile*........(I'm a master of sarcasm and I knew a sarcasm when I heard one)

This picture was made in hurry with photoshop as Devella wanted to view it so badly..Guess she's too freaking excited on how screwed up i look hahaha
After i came out of prison(it's a joke just in case someone really thought so), THIS IS how i currently look like....gained some weight, change the bloody hairstyle, shaved....most importantly.. I SMILED XD hahahaha

DVD sellers...Although I did not dye my hair blonde like most of the DVD Ah Bengs did nor carry a porch bags(I didn't do it that time...not now)......I was browsing through DVD and customer do approach me to request for the titles...There was once...PORN...That uncle came over to ask..."nice ah this one? how much?"....

3. Smoker
I seriously do not think how the hell that we can detect a smoker just by outlook....We see people in suits smoking, Ah Beng smoking, Nerd smoking and the list goes on....How the fuck people find it hard to believe I don't smoke? I do not carry a lighter or a ciggarette box, my lips are fine red...There was once a Malay girl came into my store request me for a lighter which I told her the truth I don't have one...She got stunned and ask if i smokes which i replied no....I SERIOUSLY NOT BULLSHITTING that she STARED at me without saying ANYTHING for the next 10 seconds....I too was stunned by her action and she only LEAVE when i assure to her AGAIN that I don't smoke..I am sure I do not have a problem saying I don't smoke...The expression she made as though I just told her I'm her mother or some shit...

4.I can't speak English or I can't speak Mandarin or Cantonese
When I speak to people in English, they thought I'm pure banana...FYI, I am only a half-breed banana...I can bloody understand when u are insulting me in mandarin and especially cantonese(incidents happen at Fajar again)....People who i start conversing with mandarin from the beginning i met them, having a hard to time to accept that I could speak fluently in English(you know who you are and i know you are reading this but u r not the only one haha)...

5.I'm not a pro in English or Mandarin either...
Just because i happens to speak Mandarin but that doesn't mean I could read them...My boss's daughters( 8 and 9 years old respectively ) ask ME, the fucking half-breed banana to test their MANDARIN skills...I was like wtf...I couldn't even recognize more than 20 Chinese characters and how the fuck am I going to teach them..I told them countless time that I do not know and they took quite a long time accepting it...Cute girls though....Same goes for people who do not believe i just started speaking less than 2 years...
And just because I could write long essays, that doesn't mean I'm a fucking walking dictionary..Don't shocked when I do not know the word that you dunno...I'm only human and i guess since u can not know it then why i can't be the same? My English is not as good as many thought I am even my family members =.=... Just slightly above average...I can only speak decent enough to differentiate me from normal Ah Bengs...It's already hilarious enough that I somehow dunno how look like one, I do not need my language to be like one too...T.T

That's all from me..Hope you guys enjoyed it...Not much picture to post coz lazy to upload with such a slow internet connection...lol

4SRI Assessment

This post came in a bit late due to many problems I had faced... I had been through a lot of problems emotionally and mentally which explains my lack of motivation to blog...A tribute is a MUST no matter how late this post came in...I did not have enough materials to blog on as I had to rush back to KL before I could gather as much information as I need to blog...So I'll do my best for my seniors...

Their Final Year Projects are divided into 3 categories which are Design for the Handicapped(Major), Dining in 2015(Minor) and also Traditional Innovation(Minor)...I Will not blog about every projects but just a few selective ones becoz there are just too many of them...So no hard feelings for those that i do not mentioned here (not that i care anyway)... Presenting the projects without much introduction about it.....

Woo Kin Hee's car...Seriously, i salute him for designing this car alone as we need a group of people to do it...If your fellow readers think that our cars are cute(Shell Eco Marathon project), then this is the bomb...waaaayyyy cute...

Ilham...He got an 'A'...what else can i further say?

Nik(i think that's his name)...seriously love his craftmanship...look below

With a click of the switch (performed by Zainol)....

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Tadah.......a clock...he manually done the carvings himself which took him 50 days for perfection...I seriously doubt I can do this perfect with 50 weeks time given...Seriously the best among the best in crafting..haha

Tommy Law...I seriously might fork out money to buy his CD holder(above)...

Lee Chengyi...haha he did ask for my opinion of his work and panel when they just done setting up because his panels and sketches are not as outstanding as others...I replied "more doesn't mean good" haha i too prefer quality over quantity...i rather own a Nissan Fairlady than hundreds Proton Waja...I fairly think it is a job well-done...I like all 3 of the projects even the clock although i'm not a fan of table clocks..lol

This looks like something alien and out of the box....I do like crazy looking stuff and this design hit the spot...haha

I like his idea of a portable power-wheel or whatever it is..From his panel and design, it seems that we can use this for all sorts of wheelchair...hell yeah, who bothers buying a brand new power wheel chair, a motor or whatever when they can get this product that suits every wheelchair....Thumbs up for the idea and money-saving-motivation....I bet this concept is much more marketable than any of the other products for OKU(orang kurang upaya)...I'm not sure though that is this sort of product already out in the market or an original idea from Chengyi himself....

Frank Wong Kah Fei...You've got ur 15 minutes of fame here...

I like how the layout design of the chessboard and chess piece are done..Modern and Tradional Design are very well blended in my opinion...Heard the chess piece models were done by Fiona, well done..they were very well done especially for someone who once told me that she hate touching putty and will try every possible way to avoid them haha..However, the overall structure of 2 triangles' tip touching each other is SOOOOOO not my type.....They dun seem to blend well enough with the chess piece and chessboard layout in my opinion...
A stylish motorcycle for the handicapped is needed especially for Mat Rempits that had become handicapped from motorcycle accidents..

Since it's hard to come out with the design of a motorcycle alone...I've gotta give the Motor some credits and it is also due to me so-called entirely responsible of wrecking this modal even though I did not lay hands on it when The Horrendous Destruction was done...

YB a.k.a Ice(lol...heard this from my form 6 senior)...i like how neat the wine rack is...The other two projects was nicely done too but it's too bad i did not have time to capture the picture of one of her project...But the wine rack seems a bit odd to place wine bottle in it...and i thought wine are best held slanting??? correct me if i'm wrong here...

C tine....The Spice Bottles ARE PLAIN WICKED CUTE...hahaha seriously I would get this as a gift for any Japanese-culture-craze chick who incidentally likes cute stuff too...Finally seeing someone who can entirely project a cute outlook successfully....

Mengy...The foldable wheelchair was kinda old school trick but I like how it is done...Zoom in the panel for more details...

Takeshi's work.....haha Gotta give credits to the top and best student of 4SRI work...Simple, plain and fast(the first one who completed everything and have time to sleep while the rest of the pack still need to rush their stuff)

Miss Chua Lilian.....I post up her work becoz i did help out a bit although not much..haha....I like the colours of the clock and chopping board....

Well, this last section is to show cased a bit of an "A" student works...Congratulations for getting an "A" for the final year project...

Great sketches and eye-catching panel layout
A sporty outlook wheelchair for tennis....The colour combination somehow reminds me of Lebron James..haha Shouldn't it remind me of Maria Sharapova or Rafael Nadal? lol

Actually I too could not really see any traditional elements here and it's quite modern and futuristic in my opinion..but still...an "A" is an "A"

Love this design for Oldtown Kopitiam...Boss of Oldtown, fork out some of the money u earned from serving mostly below average coffee and food and get this design to enhance the quality of your interior environment..

Candids as usual....

This picture sure do look fucking GAY....hahaha

This is how an OKU roll..Keep on rolling...(Limp Bizkit's rolling playing in the backgroud)

Frank: "Fuck the rest...Me Numero Uno"

Frank never did forget to leave out those who had helped and contributed in finishing his project...
An evidence of how poor are Industrial Design students after spending our money on projects...We do not have enough to buy new clothes...PTPTN should have given us more money haha..
The Aftermath of our studio after our projects....And we still wonder why the cleaners hate us..

That's all for this post...The following post will be more on my personal interest rather than reporting events like this....Till then....Click on my ads please!!!! HELP THE POOR IN NEED(ME)!!!