What Turn Guys On?

The biggest misconception of women towards guys is that we are 24/7 horny. Although that is not quite far from the truth, but it is not the truth. Is true that we always ogle at any sexy woman consciously or unconsciously. But we are not exactly turn on. We might get excited, yes. Turn on? No. This has to be the biggest misconception that women had about us guys.

It's been long since I wrote something this saucy I guess. So, in order to freshen your mind, watch this spoof video on how to please a man.

Vote Me For This Lesbian Post

When I suggested to Kelvin to write a post about lesbian, he suggest to see who got more votes if both of us wrote the same thing. So, thinking it would be fun to go head on with one of the most popular blogger right now, here's my post. Unlike the super efficient Kelvin who did his post yesterday, I only managed to drag my lazy ass to do it today after a trip down Singapore yesterday. Here's Kelvin's post.


According to Wikipedia, lesbian is a term used to describe romantic and sexual interaction between females. To me, lesbians or bisexual women are the Holy Grail for men. Here are the reasons why.
1. They are almost impossible to get.
2. Apparently most lesbians are too bloody hot.
3. Even boyish tomboys have their cool appealing side towards the guys
4. Education from pornography
5. A FFM THREESOME IS POSSIBLE. (female-female-male)

I do get a lot of opinions are views regarding hat most lesbians hate guys. They despise us to the bone despite we getting a boner every time we see them. Well, that hard to get attitude do gets some of the guys very much interested instead. so turning a lesbian into a bisexual by becoming our girlfriends, is like either discovered the Holy Grail or finding life on Mars.

To make your guys happy and let you girls know why most guys want a bisexual girlfriend, here's why.

Omg....this blog is getting more and more obscene by day.

I would love to be in the car right now....seriously.....

I'm not sure if whether they are really lesbians or bisexuals or just a couple of hot females putting up a show for the camera.

Ok...After all these pictures, do you guys get my point? Apparently most of these females are freaking hot. They are in a totally different level. Now do you guys get it why I always dreamt of having a bisexual girlfriend myself? just imagine if you are a straight guy, be in between any of these hot women. I bet you guys will just simply melt away. Or may be your balls will shrink after being intimidated by them. I know I won't. Some of you guys might say this is wrong and saying you are a one woman man. Well, yeah I do agree. That's because they haven't ask you for it yet.

That's all from me today. Hope you guys will leave a comment and help me vote againt Kelvin's post. Hahaha being a famous blogger himself, I guess I will lose badly. Till then, bye.


P.S:Pictures' credits to Prince's Collection, Singapore Agnes Tan and Pretty-Angel-For-You.

Guy? Girl? Judgement

After being in hiatus for more than a week due to thesis rushing and assignments battling, I kinda miss blogging and I decide to blog what I had been wondering for a long time. This question is this.

Why do girls often gasps at the sight of transsexual and said "OMG...He's prettier than me!! I'm so gonna hide in shame or better...kill myself..." while we guys do not seem to have a problem seeing a girl with more body hairs or muscular?

Of course, girls react with that with simple amazement and adoration for these beautiful men while some just drowned in jealousy. But we guys do not seem to share the same excitement. Seeing a manly looking girl, most of us just shrugged it away and say....So?? We do not really mind that but admit it, we somehow share the same excitement seeing a beautiful transsexual. I do agree that there are a lot of transsexual who are much more sexy and beautiful compare to normal girls. Fellow readers, I'm proud to present to you Treechada Petcharat or better known as Nong Poy.


Yes people... SHE is a former HE. A winner of Miss Tiffany 2004 which is a beauty pageant held specially for "girls" like Nong Poy. SHe's not the only pretty transsexual in the world but so far she's the best.

Look at the silky smooth skin and seductive figure

Ever guess that she's a guy?

There are million of people like Nong Poy which mostly are envied by the girls. They have silky smooth skin, superb body, outstanding facial feature and many more. However, many should consider this, they did everything just to look like a girl and they are the one should be jealous of girls and not girls jealous over them. They suffer a lot especially emotionally and mentally in becoming what they are now. I think they deserve the attention and jealousy they got from the female community. I would seiously date Nong Poy if given a chance. Would you?

However, why guys are not jealous of these girls?

Er...I think someone should introduce her the legendary product called SHAVER

I seriously thought she is either a crossdresser or a transsexual but I was wrong

How about that? Does that makes us guys jealous? Would I date them? HELL NO...Ok, Im not being fair to them so I'm gonna pick a celebrity icon to make you people further understand my point. Presenting Madonna

Yeap, she IS MADONNA

The used to be every guys' wet dream and MILF is now buffed up from the excessive gym and yoga exercise. She is more muscular and have much better muscle toning compare to most guys including mine. Although I wish to have a good body but do I get jealous over that?The answer is no. Judging from the size of her muscles, I think she could beat me flat in arm wrestling with me using 2 hands and her using her weaker hand. I hate to be clotheslined by THAT ARM...How about you guys?

Well, I'm not gonna say all girls that looks like guy or acts like guy are fugly. In fact, I found most tomboys are quite cool, cute and fun to be with. In fact, I found most tomboys are quite attractive. They are much more wild and fun to be with as time will not be bored. Take for example, Ella from the popular taiwan girl band, SHE.



Cute right? I will seriously date her too if given a chance. As a matter of fact, most tomboys or including lesbians who acts like a guy, they have their own attraction towards guys that they are not aware of. Some might even consider their attitude as an obstacle in getting in a relationship with guys which explains why some of them turn bi. Some can be quite sexy and cute but too bad they thought guys only like girls with long hair, gentle and shy.

Judging from what I wrote, I guess some might realise why I wonder about that question. Why do girls envy transsexuals? What's wrong with them looking more beautiful after they work hard for it? Especially tomboys, some of them felt even more inferior looking at these ladyboys and hence, overlooking the fact that they can be as attractive as well in another way.

Why guys don't feel that way? I somehow come to this conclusion that every guys out there subconsiously have this thought. "So what if they look more manly than me? I have a freaking functional and all natural 'bird'...Come and BEAT that". Well, I guess we do hold a great pride in our penises compare to other body parts.

Ok...to be fairto the girls, not every guys can pull it off like Nong Poy....Take for example ME...

I guess I fail miserably looking like a woman and not to say I wanted to look better than girls...So rest assured girls, the world ain't crowded with guys that can look better than girls...Nothing to fuss about beautiful men...That's all from me, my next post is gonna be a long but interesting post for the girls...Stay tuned..

My List of Cili Padi Ladies

Enough with Megan Fox, Yuma Asami, Jessica Alba, Boa, Leah Dizon and so on so on. There are a lot of models and pretty ladies without much recognition for their stunning beauty. This post specifically about several ladies that I found extremely hot. They might be quite popular but I still thinks many still do not know who they are. At least this post will help several of my guy friends to drool about other than Megan Fox or Kristen Kruek. Malaysian babes should get some recognition too.

1. The Chong Sisters


Most of you guys are quite familiar with them while some might even heard of their bloody name before. Vanessa Chong and Pamela Chong are sisters to the first Akademi Fantasia winner Vince Chong and also the runner-up for the first ever Amazing Race Asia. just recently, they are nominated first in FHM Top 100 Most Wanted Women. Both of them are stunningly beautiful and sporty. They have been modelling and so on but I would like to see them act. Probably on Transformers along side Megan Fox? Sorry that I only found one picture of them. The other pictures I found do not do justice to them.
I'm looking forward for each of them to have their name known other than just being a dynamic duo of Chong Sisters.

2. Gan Mei Yan

The ever cute and sexy MyFM DJ that brightens up your morning with Lam Tak Wing. Honestly, I never knew that she was this good looking and I just like how the way she talks. From the radio, she sounds like avery outspoken and fun person to be with. Pretty, confident, humorous personality and active lass. Sounds like my dream girlfriend. Hope she cooks too. Too bad for us guys, she already had a boyfriend (lucky bastard). She should seriously consider some acting and VeeJaying like Chui Ling instead of just being a DJ.



The most charming part about her is her smile. What do you think?

4. Fiona Xie

Dubbed as one of the 7 princess of Mediacorp in Singapore, this Singaporean lass not only got Singapore guys going gaga over her but also Malaysians. Look at her! What is not to like? The smile? The 32-c boobs? The legs? DAMN. Although I heard she's quitting Mediacorp soon but she is sure to be missed sorely. Seriously, we need girls like her to brighten up the Chinese entertainment industry. How come Malaysia don't have our own princess ah?
Tell me that she doesn't look sweet and I will take a baseball bat and shove it down your throat.

5. Kay Kay

If there is anyone who is familiar with xiaxue.blogspot.com, I bet most guys would not missed out this friend of Xiaxue, Kay Kay. A Singaporean who is EXTREMELY hot. Everytime Xiaxue posted something on Kay Kay, I must admit she had my eyes glues to her blog. Occassionally, there were videos of her in Chick vs Dick which appeared on Xiaxue's blog. With her beauty and witty personality, I wondered why she isn't as famous as she should be. If I'm gonna produce an Asian teen flick, for sure I'm gonna request for her to appear in my movie. .
Kay Kay had made me wondered is Singaporean really flooded with hot women like her. Hm, time to get my passport done

6. Leng Yein

Next up, it's a made-in-Malaysia awesomely hot 24 year old model AND entreprenuer, Miss Leng Yein. When I saw her picture, her "assets" caught my attention and I thought this might just be another attention seeking chick who like to flashes some skin and could do nothing else. And HOW WRONG I was. Someone should just bloody slap me in the face and may be should be Leng Yein herself (LOL, as though she's gonna read this or even know me). This lass is a professional dancer and performing pianist. AND what I love about her the most is she had HER OWN MAMAK at Plaze Prima Setapak, Kuala Lumpur. How cool is that?

Being only at a tender age of 24, she already had a high profile career and with this mamak she opens, it just proves that she is very much independant on her own. And from the captions she wrote on her photo album, this girl not only have beauty and brains but also an attitude. Just what I love in a girl, and she should already be a role model for girl power, independant women or whatsoever. She had a very hot bodyShe's a regular customer at the saloon Penny works at. Probably I should bump into her either in her mamak or that saloon. Hm...Nah, she wouldn't notice anyway.

Must....look.....up.......Spicy isn't it? Wonder if any of you guys could stand the heat.

7. Belle Leng Sean

Yes, she is the younger sister of Leng Yein and also my favourite one among the two sisters in terms of outlook. Belle had a little more meat in her and her poses for photos are GODLIKE. Heard she's a profesional dancer too and she recently appeared in this month FHM incoming which is how I first spotted her. I liked her interview as it shows her witty and outspoken attitude. My favourite is how she replied when asked about her ideal office and also how she remarked that she had to constantly remind guys to look up and talk to her face not her boobs.

Being a younger sister of Leng Yein, I assume that both of them had the same attitude of being independant which I recognised at the moment she commented on how she likes to fight. Although her sister always protected her but she still doesn't shows any sign of just wanting people to pampered but like to fight it out on her own. A hot pair of sisters definitely double the appeal and its unfortunate that I could not find any pictures of them together. But still, here's some pictures of Belle Leng Sean for you.



Heard that she played "nurse" for her boyfriend too. What a lucky bastard. I put up only her cosplay photos as I found that these pictures that made her more appealing. This sisters definitely made the hottest chilli in the world to taste like tomato sauce.

That's it from me today, I had a hard time trying to find photos of Gan Mei Yan, Pam and Vanessa Chong and Kay Kay. For those who wanted more of the sisters of Leng Yein and Leng Sean, you can add them over in Facebook. Noted that these photos are from the internet and not mine. That's all from me, leave a comment on who's your hottest cili padi even if its yourself and may be suggest what should I blog about next.

Oh, the HOTTEST Cili Padi Guys? Sure, as there is one that beat every single guys hands down. Drum roll for.......

ME of course, why should I even care what other thinks? Fuck you if you don't like it. But please drop a comment. Signing off.